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The ‘Young Adult’ star has a new baby friend. Charlize Theron adopted a baby boy.
Not many details were released in a statement made by her rep, but the little guy is healthy, happy and the 36 year old named him Jackson. Us says that the child is an African American born somewhere in the states.
First OK! ran a report that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were getting married. The following week they ran another report stating that the wedding was off because they were fighting over something stupid, probably whose hair clogged the drain. This week the rag claims the wedding is back on. Next week I am sure we will be treated to some story in which Angie calls of the wedding again because she overhead Brad telling George Clooney he thinks Cambodia sucks.
Because we are shameless gossip mongers, we’d love this daily Lindsay Lohan Did Something Unsurprisingly Stupid Shiz update to be juicier than it is.
Lindsay was behind the wheel of her Porsche (well, there’s your problem) and hit the manager of a Hookah Lounge while trying to pull a U-turn. She was leaving the Sayers Club in L.A. shortly after midnight, because she hates going out and partying now, when paparazzi scared her and somehow caused her to hit a pedestrian.
“This celebrity mom-to-be is treating her body like a garbage disposal. She is unashamedly eating anything and everything she wants. The weight gain is already obvious, but it’s all part of her plan. She has already inked a deal with a weight loss company and will be sporting a slim and trim post baby body before you can say deep fried Twinkie. However, the secret of her incredible pound shedding will be plastic surgery, not diet and exercise. Right now she and her manager are deciding whether or not to add a breast reduction to the lipo and tuck procedures. News that she is in labor will hit soon, but it’s actually a scheduled c-section.” [Hollywood Dame]
As if you didn’t already want to pinch Jon Hamm’s cheeks and invite him in for scotch and cookies. The ‘Mad Men’ star was blunt and honest with Elle UK. While most might find the term “f**king idiot” to be of a crude nature, when coupled with the name Kardashian you suddenly nod your head in agreement.
Discovery Channel has just kicked me in the lady balls. (The metaphorical ones.) The network has fired Bear Gyrlls due to a contractual dispute.
There will be no more ‘Man Vs. Wild’ and, thusly, no more naked pushups. Rumors state that Bear refused to do two “unannounced projects” that he had in his contract and the network canned him. Any and all work on productions associated with Grylls have already been halted. Season 6 of Man Vs. Wild wrapped in August, but it is unclear whether or not it will make it to air.
Oh, Jennifer Love Hewitt. You remind me of my misspent youth. What would your career be without ‘Can’t Hardly Wait” or a slew of tv series that lull old people into a nap? She can now add official whore for eHarmony to her resume. According to CD&N, Hewitt is now the face of the dating site.
Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli are getting a divorce. The couple has been married for 11 years, but decided to quit each other to get some strange. Ok, they didn’t say why they are splitting, but you can probably bet that those horrid Crocs had something to do with it. Pete’s face pretty much says it all.
“While we have decided to end our marriage, we both share the same deep love and devotion to our children. We remain dedicated to raising our beautiful daughters together. We ask for privacy and respect during this time.”
If it wasn’t the Crocs, I’d blame Amanda Bynes pulling a vengeful hump mentioned in this blind item…
Ever wonder what happens when you put a former B+ female tweener who gets her own first show and you mix her with a former B list television actress from a long running hit ensemble show who also thinks she is the star? You get several years of pleasantness on the outside and the worst conditions ever on a show on the inside. The former tweener had a huge ego. Coming off some movies and a very popular tween show she thought she was going to be the biggest star on the planet. She also had a very goody goody image on the outside, but on multiple occasions had more than one guy at once. She is also a huge collector of her own homemade porn.
The actress coming into the show who had been on the hit ensemble show also was a goody goody on the inside and out but it did not stop her from being a diva. She also could be the biggest b**ch on the planet if you crossed her. As she told the tweener once after they got into a hair pulling fight, “I learned from the meanest actress who ever walked onto a television set. You will lose.”
How about the times that our tweener would walk around naked when the actresses husband would stop by the set. “Oops. I did not know you were here.” Not that she would ever normally have sex with him. She likes big, big big guys if you know what I mean. However, to get back at the actress she would have slept with the husband who is also a B list movie actor.
For years the two never spoke to each other unless they had to. Knowing how prudish the actress was, our tweener would have wild sex as loudly and as close to the actress as possible even when her kids were visiting. She would even have sex in the actresses’ trailer and have her companions leave their used condoms. It was a wild wild set and the two still hate each other. [CD&N]
‘The Hunger Games’ has finally come to town. The world premiere took place last night at L.A. Live’s Nokia Theatre. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth all walked the carpet, signed autographs and were upstaged by Miley Cyrus’ boobs.
The film is poised to take over the The Twilight Saga in every regard. The first installment of the ‘Breaking Dawn’ saw $138 million during its debut. Tracking has shown an increase and currently demands more interest than the vampire films.
Dennis Quaid isn’t great at marriage. Or perhaps I should say that marriage isn’t great at taming Dennis Quaid. Either way, he and his third wife are hitting escape button on their marriage.
Kimberly filed a petition in court with this explanation…
The ‘Young Adult’ star has a new baby friend. Charlize Theron adopted a baby boy. Not many details were released in a statement made by her rep, but the little guy is healthy, happy and the 36 year old named him Jackson. Us says that the child is an African American born somewhere in the [...]
First OK! ran a report that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were getting married. The following week they ran another report stating that the wedding was off because they were fighting over something stupid, probably whose hair clogged the drain. This week the rag claims the wedding is back on. Next week I am sure [...]
Because we are shameless gossip mongers, we’d love this daily Lindsay Lohan Did Something Unsurprisingly Stupid Shiz update to be juicier than it is. Lindsay was behind the wheel of her Porsche (well, there’s your problem) and hit the manager of a Hookah Lounge while trying to pull a U-turn. She was leaving the Sayers [...]
“This celebrity mom-to-be is treating her body like a garbage disposal. She is unashamedly eating anything and everything she wants. The weight gain is already obvious, but it’s all part of her plan. She has already inked a deal with a weight loss company and will be sporting a slim and trim post baby body [...]
